Humor Quotes

Laugh \laf\ vb. 1. to cause somebody or yourself to be in a particular state by laughing long and hard

Hilarious \hi•lar•i•ous\ adj. 1. causing great amusementFunny \fun•ny\ adj. 1. causing amusement, especially enough to provoke laughter 2. out of the ordinary in a quaint or comical way

Humor \hu•mor\ n. 1. the quality or content of something, for example, a story, performance, or joke, that elicits amusement and laughter 2. the ability to see that something is funny, or the enjoyment of things that are funny

A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. --Laura Ingalls Wilder

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. --John Powell

He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh. --The Koran

A sense of humor is a sense of proportion. --Kahlil Gilbran

He who laughs, lasts. --Mary Pettibone Poole

If you first don't succeed, call the oldest person you know and ask them how to do it! --Author Unknown

Smile \smi•le\ n. 1. a facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure, or approval 2. an appearance of pleasure or approvalIt takes 17 muscles to smile and 42 muscles to frown. --Author Unknown

Knowing how to fight is a good thing. And humor is the greatest way of making the fight disappear. --Marlo Thomas

Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It is the sweetest thing one can do for oneself and one's fellow human beings. --Maya Angelou

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. --Dr. Seuss

Laughing stirs up the blood, expands the chest, electrifies the nerves, clears away the cobwebs from the brain, and gives the whole system a cleansing rehabilitation. --Author Unknown

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.

--Will Rogers

The best revenge is to laugh it off. --Author Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. --Doris Lessing

The person who can bring the Spirit of Laughter into a room is indeed blessed. --Author Unknown

Laughter is the best preservative!

There is nothing like the sound of a woman really laughing. The roaring laughter of women is like the roaring of the eternal sea.

--Mary Daly

Laughter is sunshine in a house. --William Makepeace Thackeray

She knew what all smart women knew: laughter made you live better and longer. --Gail Parent

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

--Victor Hugo

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. --Golda Meir

Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods. --Japanese Proverb

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

--E. E. Cummings

Laughter is an instant vacation! --Milton Berle

Laughter is the best medicine.

Laughter translates into any language.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. -Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.-Victor Borge

Live, Laugh, Love

He who laughs last